Okay... if you follow Nerds
socialize... then you know how Me (J-foo) and Stormwulf feel about
Capcom... we lover their games, BUT WE HATE THEM SO MUCH! WHY DO YOU
TEASE AND TORMENT US CAPCOM!? WHY?! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU!?”
okay... I... I'm sorry... I didn't mean
to... go off like that... it's just a reflex at this point...... BUT
I WAIT TEN YEARS FOR A THIRD MEGAMAN LEGENDS GAME, AND YOU FINALLY
ANNOUNCE IT AND CANCEL A YEAR LATER! WHAT GALL DO YOU HAVE TO JUST
GIVE SOMEONE HOPES AND DREAMS AND PULL THEM RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER
THIER FEET LIKE AN OLD FILTHY RUG?! HUH!? HUH!? ANSWER ME!.........
okay... I... sorry again... Okay...
well... Capcom is releasing “Ultra Street Fighter IV”. WELL, if
you bough regular “Street Fighter IV” and got pissed when you had
to go out and spend another 50 bucks on “Super Street Fighter IV”
in typical Capcom fashion, you guys are probably pissed to hear about
“Ultra Street Fighter IV”. Well before you go off the rails like
I do, take a deep breath and relax... relax... because for once...
Capcom isn't going to pull the douche card on us this time. If you
own Super Street Fighter, you can upgrade your game to Ultra Street
Fighter for $15. Yeah, you gotta put out $15 bucks, but at least they
didn't release it as a brand new game and demand another $60 bucks
out of you for once. Though... those of you who bought regular Street
Fighter IV... you're STILL fucked!
Now all I gotta do is get Capcom to
make Megaman legends 3... and then MAYBE.. just MAYBE I'll forgive
them a little bit... MAYBE!
Though, I wonder how people will react
to “Poison” being thrown back into the fray. Personally, I love
the character poison, not because she dresses in a provocative way,
or is overly sexualized, which, lets be honest folks, she IS. I love
Poison, cause she fucks with your head. If anyone actually keeps up
with the story behind the character Poison, when they brought her
over to the States, they decided she couldn't be female, even though
she looks decisively female. Well... only in the fact that she
dresses in a way that you can't ignore that fact. The reason they
decided this is the fact that Capcom didn't want to get sued by
“Feminists” for having a game where it's okay to beat on a woman
(regardless of the fact that she's the villain and was trying to kill
you). So Capcom's BRILLIANT idea? Poison is a Tranny. So it's OKAY to
hit someone that LOOKS like a woman, cause she's actually a guy?
Man... I don't think they really thought that one through...
but I'll say this, having a Transexual
Character isn't a bad thing in a game, not by any means. It actually
includes a whole group of people in the world who are for the better
part, never really mentioned or spoken of very openly. The only thing
I don't like about Poison, is that she protrays a transsexual in a
very misogynist manner, and is the butt of several jokes throughout
the game series, though usually not intended as insults, but more
confusion amongst the various characters in the series who are unsure
of the fact they're fighting a woman or a man. So there you go, a
small Street fighter history lesson.
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